those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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