so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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