Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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