Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
How naked do you want me to be?
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