JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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