My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
