party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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