It's Friday. Sex?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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