handjob tips. give me some.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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