so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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