What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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