Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
false alarm, still single
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