The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wish you could order shots online.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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