Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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