I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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