I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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