I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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