i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart