no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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