Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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