I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
3pm strippers are depressing
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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