Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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