I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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