he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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