He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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