She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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