Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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