Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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