Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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