Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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