Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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