i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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