David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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