Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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