i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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