The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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