And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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