what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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