listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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