I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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