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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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