they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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