You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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