dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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