So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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