K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
The ass gains better be worth it
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