I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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