Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Randomize