scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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