Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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