Ambien. No doubt about it.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
How naked do you want me to be?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
