god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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