Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
