508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
