You smell like stripper and shame
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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