yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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