i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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